To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

More evidence of the patriarchy...why isn’t there a peternity leave for women?!

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Ty Corbin or GTFO

“I don’t understand KG’s problem with everything else”

Everybody needs to remember who Karen Handel is. Just a couple of years ago we were all sending donations to Planned Parenthood in her name after she (then working for the Susan G. Komen Foundation) withdrew Komen’s support for PP. Ossoff is fine, but it is vital that we keep HER out of Congress.

Voters better fucking show up then too.

So thats where Bannons or Spicers next gig will be.

You’re trying to understand why KG is upset when you should just be amazed that there actually was a living person that KG wasn’t perpetually pissy with.

Garnett is pissed, and he would definitely kick Taylor’s ass if his friends weren’t holding him back.

Kevin Garnett might be hard to get along with? Get out of here.

Correction: you learned it BECAUSE you weren’t a fucking billionaire software mogul.

Is this not the essence of Deadspin?

Well, Balmer did just prove that “rich = privileged enough to be completely out of touch with reality and face no consequences for it.” So, not evil, just mind-numbingly ignorant and unobservant.

I mean, yes it is, but it’s also fascinating how someone this wealthy can be so completely clueless about very elementary aspects of US life.

In that “a grown man just finally realized how the real world works” way, I guess.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

These are the few “true fans,” the tourists, who will be sprinkled amongst the empty seats in Vegas:

Just came to say fuck you Albert.

Burneko - we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my 17-part preview idea/format and write it for another website. It’s not yours.