What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

Or, you know, they could TRADE for water since they will have lots of things that other nation-states might want.

Sports?

Meanwhile let’s get that wall built, worry about immigrants and don’t do a fucking thing about gun control.

Yup, getting in to a running gun battle while your wife and kids are in the car?

Sounds like you may be the one who doesn’t value human life homie.

Prayers and solidarity to that family.

I’m an old, so this is just weird to me. You used to get beat up doing stuff like that.

What a bunch of shitty nerds

How long before almosall projected first round picks sit out bowl games and combines/pro day?

The goal of every aspiring professional football player should be to play as little football as possible until they get paid for it.

What the fuck did I just read

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla.

And less e-sports nonsense

Finally, the Black Widow movie we’ve been waiting for!

Well....they believe they do..

Those are Bengals moves if I’ve ever heard them

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER