This also adds a new layer to that State Farm ad where he says “NOBODY COMES INTO MY HOUSE”.

Well, the blacks started the riot, so don’t blame the whites.

I hate this National Hat Day bullshit. I’m going dancing instead. You can come too if you want to. But don’t bring your friends. They don’t dance, so they’re no friends of mine.

They also said they “don’t see color” so that’s probably all you need to know.

They did give black people a “welcome.” It just wasn’t a warm one.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

They’re “welcoming” in the sense that they want as many people of all different races to come give money to their casinos. But as soon as they’re done gambling, they gots ta get out.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

Ok, you definitely need to switch places between #5 The Gang Recycles Their Trash, which was terrible, and #115 The Gang Gives Frank An Intervention, which was glorious.

To quote Nick Offerman as Dep Chief Hardy

That is a patently stupid take, but that’s okay, because I am a classy guy and being classy means being able to mingle with people beneath you.

You two are jabronis. Before Season 9 came out, “Who Pooped the Bed” was the BEST episode. When Dee harangues Artemis for blurting out that she has a bleached asshole to the guy at the bar, Artemis replies that “He was going to find out anyway.”, thus uttering the single greatest line in the history of the show.

The thing about this show is that it’d probably be easier to just pick the 10 worst episodes, and just call everything else a tie for top 10.

I also can’t believe how high Being Frank is ranked. I thought it was sort of funny, but it also felt like a mistake to tip their hand that much and let the viewer in on Frank’s inner world. It limits his character too much—the inner workings of Frank’s brain and his weird combination of being both a goddamn simpleton…

IMHO, Mac and Dennis: Manhunters needs to be slightly higher for this scene alone:

INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION! This is my favorite show and I’ve seen every episode numerous times. The fact that you have The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention so low is upsetting to say the least.

“The Gang Dances Their Asses Off” is the best. It is not only the funniest, but shows each character at their best, plus the waitress and Cricket

Also painfully underrated here: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System is a top 10 episode. It’s brilliant. It’s glorious.

This list is horrible. Frank’s Brother is by far the worst episode, The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention is the best.