I must have no shame, because there is a decent part of this list that I would say you shouldn’t be embarrassed about:

I disagree. Mace, all the prequel Jedi, have no excuse for not sniffing out the Emperor’s plot. They were officially idiots when they found the Clone Army on Kamino and decided “Well, we don’t know who commissioned these troops, we don’t know where their funding came from, and we don’t know where they got all their…

You know, before Plaschke and Simers, there used to be a very eloquent sports writer in Los Angeles by the name of Jim Murray.

Oh hell - here I was going to make a “bunch of suburban thugs need to be locked up” jokes to point out the racist subtext of fighting in sports (hockey & baseball - they are men let them sort it out! vs basketball & football - suspend them all and black people don’t have dads!) and you had to go and link Plaschke.…

Yeah, this pretty much sucks. That said, there are more Lavars in the world then people realize and pulling back the curtain on them and what they do to their kids is fine by me.

I guess it depends on Phasma’s endgame. But man would that be a crappy twist.

But what was the wait for the other rides?

I’d probably just put Phasma in the “Cool Looking Dumbasses of Star Wars” category along with Boba Fett, all the prequel Jedi except Kenobi, and Scout Troopers.

Boy if she works for the Resistance that is some deep, deep cover considering that village she massacred.

Mixed feelings. This could be a totally hodgepodge OR it could be the best of Snyder mixed with the best of Whedon.

I think she’s counting Wonder Woman. I’m pretty sure she is counting Winder Woman.

I think Star Trek encourages conversation and critical thought. Star Wars is pure fantasy and myth.

On HBO when I was like 4 or 5. I only remember the Cantina because the Cantina is the best.

Yup. That’s the one.

Eh...can’t say the fancy dressed aliens feels very Star Wars. I hope Finn and Co. don’t spend too long on this planet. The worst care scenario is it turns out like the Death Stick scene from Attack of the Shit.

Woah woah woah. We are up to Jessica Pava, Rose, and now Paige? Lets not go crazy guys.

This is probably the most disrespectful thing Kershaw has been a part of.

I’m a little interested in Crowe as Mr Hyde, but nothing else.

Consider Lando is doing some serious SWF shit: he hit on Leia in front of Han and then started dressing like Han when for all they knew Han was dead. Creepy Point for Lando.

That’s a shame. I’d highly advise you to check out Black Manta actor Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s Instagram and watch him cut a Macho Man-inspired speech about turning Aquaman into Aqua-Tuna for his eggs. I would also recommend checking out the Peter David/Grant Morrison JLA-era Aquaman for some phenomenal stories. You’re…