Next move: Mara gets up at a rich fucks charity dinner and blubbers like a child how much Brown’s actions have upset him. See Richardson, Jerry.

My uncle.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing douchebags can voice their desire for a variety of penises at will to blogger-trash. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design “11 Best Carol Seaver Moments” lists are under considerable economic stress in this period in…

Between Holt and Raddatz, Raddatz did The Don the biggest favor by yelling at him as he was going off topic. Holt let Don dig his own grave, cumulating with the famous temperament quote.

In the Rice vs Trump dispute, well, Trump has lied about a lot of shit, but he has never lied to invade a country and defended the lie to invade a county. I’ll side with the sleazy snake oil salesman over a war criminal.

It’s pronounced “U-ree-sis” - roll the “r.”

I was rooting against Kershaw too - my winter dream was non stop “Are Dodgers better WITHOUT Kershaw?” hot take heaven. I got no Lebron hot takes and now no Kershaw hot takes - 2016 sucks!

The first time they voided Ronny’s contract was the Lakers medical team found the bad heart problem after the NBA doctors had cleared him. I think for insurance and legal reasons they were required to void the contract.

Probably Turiaf- guy had crazy energy. He also had heart surgery for a bad artery right after Lakers drafted him. I think legally Lakers had to void his contract but they retained his rights and paid for the surgery and related expenses.

Funny thing is SNL joked about that during the opening sketch, with McKinnon’s Clinton answering the a question about whether or not Trump should drop out with a horrified “Nononononono!”

You are wrong about the chin. Yasmani Grandel has the best chin on this team.

If Dodgers win, Vin gets a ring.

Bullshit - they made a joke in Back to The Future 2 about the Cubs winning the World Series in 2015. It is now 2016. Yes, the fan shit storm will suck, but I don’t think it will get to ‘85 Bears level, which is JUST NOW starting to die down (seriously, who gets away with bragging about one title win for 30 damn…

I want Kaep’s start for week 6 to be announced at 9:50am this Sunday morning so we can get maximum hot take coverage: JB and the boys on Fox, JB and the boys on CBS, a sanctimonious Costas speech half time on Sunday night, a passive-agressive shot at Kaep by Florio during his plug, Monday morning hot take radio, and…

Oh so his plan is to turn the US into “Metropolis.” That’s a great economic plan. I’m assuming Tiffany is Freder?

Yeah I don’t know. All 30 of my guesses are Jerry Jones.

You are putting a lot faith in Bradford/Asiata/Diggs.

Needs more thumbs

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days twenty seconds later.

I don’t think Global Beet is running for president.