I look at the sick fantasy trade I just pulled off. Then BOOM - it’s like a bottle of champagne opening up inside my pants!

Oh totally! It’s like “Just shut up, gladiator! I want you to have brain damage so I can have 2 hours of escapism from my bitch wife and idiot kids! I need something to talk about Monday at my soul-crushing job (I could have danced!) and you want to worry about local, state, and federal abuses towards people based on…

I love Conan, but his monologue is low hanging fruit central.

To be fair to this poor, talentless bastard, he did do a whole round table show featuring the cast of Monty Python when he was at late night. That seemed like a Conan move, but somehow he got them all together.

St Louis - how many football teams have they had?

...most of those big donors aren’t donating out of a spirit of altruism are they?

Oh f you. You going to call for another Benghazi hearing as well? “Oh my a politician meeting with donors, my stars what is this world we live in?” News flash, every person that ever wants to talk to a politician is looking to exert influence over said politician. So Clinton has to play by totally different rules then…

Pretty sad that it takes 10 minutes of research to find out Wounded Warrior only gives about 10% of donations to veterans services. Those stickers don't print themselves I guess!

You know what they say: “Support our troops...unless it means giving them money or medical care! But otherwise, support our troops!”

You think that would be the case, but the owners would shut him out of the first two rounds just to prove a point. Dallas might take him late second because YEE-HAW I’M A COWBOY! but the owners will back Spanos even though they don’t like him.

“That’s like making Dostoyevsky the guest of honor celebrating your new yurt and serving him Palomas instead of a Tolsty Tang. Bop bop. Obama’s a Nazi.” - Dennis Miller’s audition sample calling Russel Wilson’s game ending interception in SB49

She's an incredible ambassador for the sport and a legendary Olympian. I'm pretty damn sad she won't get one more gold, but happy the world got to see her play.

Yes!

I blame The Rock. FF is a bunch of interchangeable C-Listers who think they are real street racers and robbers. Universal is selling them on some kind of idea that the FF franchise is a brotherhood or whatever. The only thing that is amazing about the FF franchise is that they are still making them. I mean that was…

Julianne Moore seems like she would be cool. But then again, an asshole with nothing to lose is probably one of the most honest people you’ll ever meet.

Because they are almost good every year.

Agreed - the men’s team is not looking good right now.

Serving is more about getting an ace now. Plus with the addition of the libero there is always a really great passer your serving too. Used to be servers could target middle blockers who are generally not great passers. But the libero eliminated that as his only function is to pass so they are really really good at…

It’s basically a novelty and I can’t imagine it’s going to translate into success at any level beyond high school. The first two “sky balls” are tricky because you’re watching the ball come down for so long. Like most sports, volleyball trains you to react as quickly as possible, so waiting and watching that ball come…