“That’s like making Dostoyevsky the guest of honor celebrating your new yurt and serving him Palomas instead of a Tolsty Tang. Bop bop. Obama’s a Nazi.” - Dennis Miller’s audition sample calling Russel Wilson’s game ending interception in SB49

Just make sure you’re sitting down if you ever decide to watch The Hidden Fortress.

McCloud!

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She's an incredible ambassador for the sport and a legendary Olympian. I'm pretty damn sad she won't get one more gold, but happy the world got to see her play.

Yes!

I blame The Rock. FF is a bunch of interchangeable C-Listers who think they are real street racers and robbers. Universal is selling them on some kind of idea that the FF franchise is a brotherhood or whatever. The only thing that is amazing about the FF franchise is that they are still making them. I mean that was…

Julianne Moore seems like she would be cool. But then again, an asshole with nothing to lose is probably one of the most honest people you’ll ever meet.

‘Tec is back. So far this series is a blast. Batman has been so heavy handed the last ten years, it’s nice to see a book that embraces the fun.

I had to see Avatar twice. Beyond Sigourney Weaver, it’s a text book exercise in generic. But, the Imagineers are good at their jobs, so let’s see what they come up with.

Jeff Sneider once again, this time claiming that the film is looking to cast a non-white female lead

Saving? Gotham is amazing. It's brilliant. It's insanity is its greatest strength. Sure, Donal Logue should be Bullock in the Nolan-verse, but otherwise it's gone so far overboard why would you turn back now?

Holy Rao! What the hell is with the pubic plate? Whose awful idea was that?!?!?

Who you calling a boy?

All right, I’m going to be that guy - Vixen looks like she was digitally white washed.

Between this and Rebels, doormats are walking on Stormtroopers at this point. My God! They were so menacing blowing through the door in A New Hope and storming the base in Empire! Are Stormtroopers trying to wrest the crown of King Canon Fodder away from Red Shirts?

Because they are almost good every year.

A group of rogue angels (as in biblical angels) sent the moon hurtling towards Earth to keep Superman out of their way. This is Superman using his magnetic based powers to keep the moon from crashing into our planet while the rest of the JLA goes toe-to-toe with Heavan’s version of the Navy SEALs. In summary, God’s…

I give the whole Blue/Red thing an A for effort. It was a far better idea then re-numbering.