Same team! I cannot fathom the idea of being expected to rush to the ER (not visit in the hospital, mind you) for a coworker with whom I have a tenuous-at-best best (if not a downright contentious) relationship. I would not want a frenemy coworker showing up if I was in the ER. But I am not an attention black hole…

I can’t with how everyone has now accepted drama queen Vicki and repulsive drunk Kelly into their Circle ‘O Love this week. And Heather? It was an upsetting accident, and you’re understandably shaken from it. You don’t have PTSD.