This just ticks so many boxes. Could also go with the Huayra or anything from Koenigsegg.

When I was a kid I had a poster of a Caterham on my bedroom wall. A few months ago I finally bought one, so now it would just be the photo I took of MY Caterham!

And given a stupid name like the “HyperLatch”?

Every time I look at this thing, it gets stupider. Have fun poking holes in your thighs with those pointy ass edges on the tailgate. 

What Audi and their dealers heard you say:

I know it might lose me some car guy cred, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the Porsche 914. It was a small, easy to work on, fun to drive car with a splash of (admittedly unearned) badge swagger, but more importantly, until very recently it was an interesting classic that was actually attainable for average…

Id have to say for sure the 2001 z3 M coupe. It was the year they released 315hp. They cost easily double what the prior year costs

My area. Your area. Everywhere with a highway.

Around here (Calgary), approximately 1 in 4 vehicles is a white F-150 with a lift kit and no mud flaps.

I’ve had way too many runins with these as a pedestrian. Their saving grace is that you can hear the wobba-wubba tire noise coming at you.

Early 80s Cadillac. Specifically with the 4100. Why? Because 135 HP and 190 lb-ft of torque. And when the head gaskets fail and wipe the entire motor, you'll be stuck with a land yact not worth putting another motor into, because the crappy plastic interior door handles are falling apart and the climate control has…

He is currently still in jail after a judge denied his bail back in August.

No notes.

If the bad guys can’t steal guns so that good guys with guns can later shoot at them, the whole circle of life breaks down. It leaves the good guys with no options other than accidentally (sometimes) shooting their family members, friends, and of course themselves.

Car control.

Highway onramps are for accelerating up to highway speeds.

Lane etiquette including yielding to faster traffic.

I wish they taught people how to properly position your mirrors so you dont have blind spots. I figured this out on my own in highschool but i know lots of older adults who still dont know this

It’s an ugly plate, supporting a terrible team, in a repugnant city, in a shitshow of a Province.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.