“Color” palettes consisting of:

A tank full of premium when the car just wants regular.

True, but without the ability to roll coal, how are they supposed to express how offended they are when they see someone driving a Prius?

Got to be Truck Nutz.

I think we all need to remember that in modern automotive parlance, “coupe” means a midsize crossover with small (possibly rear opening) rear doors and no rear headroom or visibility, so let’s not go getting our hopes up.

My current garage is a newer Jeep, plus an ‘09 Triumph Rocket III, an ‘82 Honda CBX, an ‘82 Honda GL500 Café Racer, and a ‘75 Rolls-Royce, so I’ve got a decent start.

I’m going to lean into the unconventional and say the Hyundai Ioniq. Everywhere you look, it’s covered in neo-futurism sourced directly from ‘80s sci-fi, somehow done without seeming gimmicky or tacky.

“Unfortunately with Mr. Gierz, it was a mistake that we made,” admitted Cole Lownfield, general manager of Mossy Ford in Pacific Beach.

Jeep buyers are used to buying the Jeep and THEN spending all of their money on them, not spending all their money on them right out of the gate.

Give the people what they really want:

Jeep Compass

“I’m worried about the kids going to the bus stop. They’re gonna be walking down this road with these big trucks you saw going by, and people flying in and out to go to the car wash”

Nice to see that Rolls Royce has drastically improved their mileage.

The first new car I ever bought was a 2007 Saturn Ion. Acres of the cheapest plastic that GM could find (and GM knows where to look for cheap plastic!), steering wheel material that just felt “wrong”, a dashboard that seemed like it reached out to the middle of the hood, and while I get the business case for the…

Still more updates than the 911!

The 2nd gen Cadillac CTS was a stunner when it came out in 2008 and still looks like it could have been released last week. The coupe is pretty, the sedan is beautiful, and the wagon is spectacular!

A lifted white F-150 with the high beams on, riding 3 inches from your back bumper no matter what speed you’re going or which lane you’re in.

Huh, an entire article about a bunch of people crying over spilt milk.

Careful, realizing things is offensive to stupid people. You’re at risk of getting yourself cancelled. 

She also states the celebratory gesture encourages the Indy 500’s mainly male fanbase to drink milk because it’s a “very manly thing to do.”