I say, the more the merrier. 

So I already avoid your slideshows, and now instead of just writing out in text what the premise is here for discussion, Jalopnik wants me to watch a video.

I fully support “speed limiting” technology for anything that is “self driving” or automated driving aid (such as cruise control). You should not be able to “select” excessive speeding and then disengage from driving.

Those seats are color matched with duck tape, so I think you’d be good there.

Fourty two thousand dollars,,, for an automatic, fwd, sub-250hp hatchback....

You un-greyed me! For this I thank you, and wish you safe travels!

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Holy shit. COTD.

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

Well...  Big Bill Hell wants to be family to the point that he’s fucking your wife...

Finally somebody put some effort into a Chevy interior.

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

Race Wars, filmed at former Norton AFB in San Bernardino, CA now San Bernardino Airport. Not that anyone cares but gotta throw that out there.

This article inspired me so much that I dropped everything, moved to Europe, and became a truck driver.

DAVID TRACY SOLD A JEEP
WHY ISN’T THIS THE LEAD ON JALOPNIK

I want to know too, because as a generally non-violent person I like to understand people that aren’t like me so I can continue to grow into a better person. Just wanting to know the whole story doesn’t mean you’re a piece of shit, it just means that you want to know the full story.

I can’t imagine a scenario that…

2JZ.