Ask Landon Donovan, who’s already flipping thru the German dictionary for a word to describe his reaction to this news.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Have you tried explaining how you’d bring their jobs back? That’s apparently all these people want.
That and open, honest discussion.
Right? Right???
*Cries blood*

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

This may legitimately be the thing that makes me stop watching football. I’ll have to wait until the shock wears off to see if my usual indifference returns (which is, sadly, not a joke).
I think what made it hard was not only how scared Kuechly looked but how dominant he looked during the game. He was having an…

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

You’d think Jezebel of all the online rags would have an understanding of how easily women with important things to say are dismissed as being “attention-seeking.”

BUT THESE GUYS ARE SOFT. CHARLES OAKLEY WOULD PUNCH STEPH CURRY IN THE MOUTH.

Your choice of verbs sucks.

The problem is, even after this suckage the USMNT is guaranteed to go through. The Concacaf is three teams deep - the US just have to do better than Panama to advance. Then the US will be in the World Cup again and all will be forgotten.

I think that’s true to a degree, but for whatever reason it always seems like the former USMNT commentator guys talk like he’s still our best player “most consistent performer” “midfield general” “dictates the flow of the game”....meanwhile, I’m over here like “consistently bad” “dictates the ball right into the…

Hey, it’s me, your dog.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

be better and be better with other better humans to make everything better for everyone. we can do this! <3

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

The NFL is absolutely not wrong. The Patriots are only fun to watch when I have a legitimate chance of schadenfreude, which the Jets do not offer me.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

If I were a fancy UK buyer I’d buy it, tear it up and repatriate the jewels to organizations that support people from the gems’ geographical origin. The UK’s riches came at the cost of the colonized and it’s time they get some of that back.

Kirk Hammett at 2:50 is the greatest moment in cinematic history.