That Patrick Baffa... break me off a piece of that!

It looks like an FJ Cruiser got a lobotomy

I am extremely skeptical about “tanking” in football. I get that a good quarterback is basically a prerequisite for a successful team, but it seems like such a huge and unlikely gamble that you are going to hit in the draft and then be able to build everything else back up.

This is a great thing to condescend about. Makes you sound really smart and cool

Too soon man. Too soon...

When he misses I like to yell:

It kinda makes sense if you give them a very generous benefit of the doubt.

I would like to submit a headline to the NY Post sports section please: “Long Night for Dark Knight; Mets: That Ain’t Right!”

That was a real fucking head butt! That is super fucked up!

Never work for me either

“I mean, really, what are the odds that Jeurys would have EVER acted that way sober? If it’s not EXACTLY zero, it’s right there.”

Isn’t the NY Post kinda low-hanging fruit? It’s basically Trump/Giuliani the newspaper

Shaq’s music is actually good!

How was the due process different from the speed cameras vs. regular tickets?

Pepsi branding =goals af

Crossing my fingers for a gritty portrayal of Uncle Drew’s struggle with diabetes

Does this advice hold true for an AWD car?

I look forward to getting a closer look at these while I’m waiting on one to do a 5 point turn to get out of a spot at the grocery store soon!

An upper decker is when you remove the lid of the tank and poop into the tank.