So do all the people waiting in line behind you for just black, three sugars.

Except that I think he was joking?

@Ingrid Michaelson: Your barista hates you.

According to...some...LSD has changed a lot since...back in the day.

My roommate made me take this pic in the grocery store.

Drugs, eating disorder, not able to handle the fame at such a young age...

Exactly.

Or without a period, as it were

Yoko Ono ✔‎@yokoono

Birth control should be fucking free, period.

Only a very smart and cunning baby would do something like this, she is clearly a baby. Or she’s one of my cats, I’ve never seen any of my cats and Baby Grande in the same room, and my cats are cunning and sly......

If what she calls bra fat and what I call armpit fat are the same thing then fuck yes, let’s do this. Also, fucking armpit fat is such bullshit. I weigh the same as I did in high school but naked I look like a melted candle.

THANK YOU I’m so glad someone wants to discuss this. She is clearly troll-ing us so hard. Who denies being carried like a baby when there is photographic evidence of them being carried like a baby and then GETS A TATTOO WITH THE WORD BABY?!?

MEGHAN TRAINOR IS THE ZODIAC KILLER??!?!

HOLY...!!!!!

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

Who the hell knew Seth McFarlane was a f*cking communist?

Mac n cheese is SACRED.
Don’t f*ck with mac n cheese.

Yes, Yoko. We all pee.