Nah they’re old retired milking does.

Yah

Yes.

CLIMB ABOARD SINGLE COMRADE! WE DONT DESCRIMINATE ON THIS SHIP!

:(

OH MY GOODNESS. WHAT A BIG BALL OF FLOOF. GET HIM ON THE LIFEBOAT.

You’re in luck! We have a life boat specifically reserved for labs!

Oh I am blissfully and deliberately single. Trust me. Relationships ain't my bag.

OMG. ALL THREE OF US DATED THE SAME GUY. It’s the only way! There can’t possible be that many sick, twisted, manipulative, lying scumbag men in the world, right? RIGHT?

Damn strait. I have hot sex with whomever I please, whenever I please. Get a bed and an apartment all to myself. Have great friends and family that are on call at all times, that I love passionately, and that are always there to party with and confine in. And I never have to sacrifice, compromise, or ask permission.…

I'll save you seat on the life boat grrrl!

I identify with this sentiment particularly hard right now as both me and my dog have a really bad case of gas. We are having a conversation via farts right now.

I like this idea. For the record our mutual pathological liar of an ex keeps calling me and leaving vague voicemails (because like hell I'm ever going to answer his calls or give any sort of acknowledgement to his existence) about how he REALLY needs to talk to me. Its an emergency! Which tells me that he is unable to…

Mine told me he was shot in the back from when he used to work as an EMT. Then another friend told me that he told him he was shot in the back in combat from when he served in Iraq. HE WASNT EVEN IN THE ARMY. That’s right- he lied about being a war veteran. Eventually his brother mentioned to me one evening that he…

There's still time for you! FREE YOUSELF. BRING YOUR KITTY.

Did we date the same guy? Did he tell you he got that scar on his back from getting shot?

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Man. I dunno. I was thinking that it sounds too damn ridic to be anything but true.

Erm. I dunno. I thought I was describing it as if it took place eight years ago. Cause it did. My bad.

I don’t blame you. That whole I’M NOT A FEMINIST, I LOOOOVE MEN fuckery is such tired, disgusting bullshit.