I want your mom to be my best friend. K thanks bye

It does IRL too.

Your face is rude.

That is interesting. And your dad gets a gold star. May I ask which state you live in? I used to live in SE MN which is actually a pretty liberal area, however the anti-abortion protesters are absolutely RABID out there and there is almost no back up from the other side. I’m curious to know where you are at that would…

Just give it to me. I use Android. It will be the best decision for both us of. You can come visit it sometime maybe.

I have nothing to contribute but I just have to say-

Jeb= all of us.

Anybody who pays for their own Netflix account is a sucker anyway.

My genius and courage in the burgeoning alcoholism research field are really just burdens to bear. I embark on this philosophical journey with a heavy heart...

I will find out and report back.

I want to drink a bottle of this while watching the First Wives Club more than anything right now.

I watched like 5 seasons of the vampire diaries withing 2 months so... I feel you.

Go away.

Holy shit. That is fucking disgusting. Fuck those people.

OMG MELANIE BROWN= MEL B.

Oooooooohhh.

OMG THAT WAS HIM. HOW IS THAT A THING THAT HAPPENED?

Stop height-shaming. Omg jujy.

1. Mara Wilson needs her own talk show.

I was going to make a dick/blow job joke but then I thought better of it...