I am going to take this opportunity to say what I always say whenever tampons are mentioned-

I totally did not know that’s what that was called.

So like. I seriously need to know what where when how why Taylor Swift sent Donald Trump a picture...?

Summer in the Midwest is actually awful too. All Midwestern seasons are super extreme and terrible. Ridiculously hot with suffocating humidity in the summer, 20 below zero wind chills and 5 feet of icy snow in the winter. It’s the worst of both worlds.

I totally don’t get it and someone needs to explain it to me so that I stop feeling like an idiot.

Shhhhh. He doesn’t like to talk about that...

You like gross girls.

My exact thoughts.

Stop liking football. It’s gross.

I sincerely love it when you guys publish articles that exist for the sole purpose of making people irrationally OUTRAGED.

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

There is always Tom Hiddleston

Well Miley is just so demure. I get the impression she’s just generally secretive about most things.

Damn is his nails are fine. I want them.

I watched the video and this is how it came across to me too. Just a like a dad joke.

Allie is my imaginary girlfriend because we seriously have like everything in common. Her posts that she did on her struggle with depression are pretty much mirror images to my own experiences.

Green Day is chronically immature though. Only people who are 12 or have a mentally of a 12 year old actively listen to them.

I am alternate universe you. You have to kill me to survive.

Ewwwwwwwww

MadamS.- Boner Killer!