No.

That is just.

Dude you and I have so much in common.

This is why I plan on never getting married. If I don’t get married then I won’t have to worry about getting divorced. If you don’t try, you can’t fail.

I love her and her gap tooth. Cuuuutie.

BUT WHAT DID MARK WEAR? I NEED TO KNOW!

I bet divorce lawyers never get married.

WHAT!

Yikes.

I hate when this happens! Always throws off my game.

Yeah my sister has herpes and she is still living life as a generally fulfilled human being.

Oh my gosh.

That is terrifying to think about. I will definitely never have sex again.

PREACH T PAIN, PREACH.

Love you too, you fabulous lady. Xoxoxoxo

SO WHO WAS PHONE?

Yeah sure.

Lol. If you love dating train wreck stories then we are gonna get along GREAT.

Both I guess. At least one of them is in need of a need of throat punch.

When youre done with him could you send him my way? People keep telling me that I need Jesus so.