That is horrifying. Stop it. Nightmares.

I won back your right to cumwaffle. I am on a roll today! YOU ARE WELCOME.

Score.

That joke will never not be funny. Show yourself back in.

Well lets just be real here. A woman's place is not really in a university anyway.

Haha. Cumwaffle.

Why thank you. I am honered to be a hero of yours.

fuckheads

Emma. Someone got paid to write that. Like that is their job.

Too true. The absence of journalistic integrity regarding dicks is astounding.

This had a notable lack of information on what Chris’s actual dick is like. I am disappoint. Poor journalism!

REAL DICKS or I'm not buying movie tickets, Hollywood! Get it together!

CUUUUUUUUUTE

I want and need everything that you just said.

so wrong it hurts

features a fairly convincing John Stamos look-alike

You greatly underestimate the amount of dignity I possess. I am lady. I have standards. Probably.

I WANT TO DRESS LIKE THAT WITHOUT IRONY