Love that idea of a once a week mask. Daily routines drive me crazy because I am a hot mess. Masks make me feel like a lady.

Woohoo! Midwest humidity for the win!

Soooooo...

Your life is gross.

1. You are too cute

You are a beautiful flower. Keep on keeping on.

Does anyone have recommendations for a facial moisturizer that won’t clog my pores/cause me to break out? Also something that is cheap for poor people? Drug store brands are fine. I’m just looking for something simple.

THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO STAR PEOPLE. YOU ARE A SAINT.

I saw a PETA magazine once and it featured vegan dog and cat food. Which would strait up kill a cat since they are carnivorous.

I disagree completely. You are doing it wrong

Very. She better be eating a shit ton of beans, lentils, and soy with some iron, protein, and vitamin C supplements.

I do! Sorry! Its been awhile...

Well then. By all means carry on.

Google says he is 6 foot. Were you expecting 6.5?

Feminists are the hottest.

Yes but what of tacos and burritos?! You are a food racist, Mr. Shrayber!

Common can get it.

That might actually be a lifestyle brand that I would follow. (it will involve regular utilization of weed and booze intake, correct?)

I regret my decisions.

THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT