Oh please. I bet you say that to all your internet girlfriends.

I’m outta control!

WHAT?! I GAVE YOU THE BEST YEARS (*last few days*) OF MY LIFE! YOU’RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST!

Where are her eyebrows? This is terrifying.

10/10 would watch

Ruby Rose is duller than a butter knife. I mean, yeah, she is gorgeous as all fuck, but she should really stay away from acting. Girl made Taylor Schilling look like Meryl Streep.

Uh yeah, except that an extremely common side effect of the implant is more frequent, heavier periods. I had nexplanon and I bled and bled and bled for months and months on end and got severe anemia/ red blood cell deficiency and almost died.

Condoms break like whoa tho. They are not remotely effective as a long term contraceptive.

Nexplanon is also evil and made me bleed for months and months and months strait and almost killed me. Fuck the implant.

Half Shar Pei. Dunno what the other half is. Something magical and adorable. Probably a manatee.

Your future stepdaughter.

I would've loved this back when I was 14 and loved Green Day and stealing my mom's cigarettes.

Because I am a self destructive nihilist. You are laboring under the impression that people arent smoking specifically BECAUSE its bad for us.

Holy shit. Her figure is killer.

No Broad City?

...

You will always be sexy to me, mori! You dont need curves. You got CHARISMA.

I think it’s safe to say the makers of this are 70 something white guys. This is top notch humor for them.

Well this is fucking disgusting.

I’m almost certain that she has no idea what that means.