That... that is not how one BJs. You are blow jobbing wrong.

Slay grrrl.

I would also like to add that because of that stupid bar 80% of the messages I got were litterally just-

Well geeze. Okcupid isnt really much of a self-esteem booster, eh?

The one (very brief) time that I was on Okcupid the biggest bar that I got on my personality section read as “more drug-friendly” and was just like, wait no, I... I can explain...

No, no. Your reading comprehension is abhorrent. See, he wants a white guy.

I would totally bang Jo Calderone. No shame.

Holy shit. My heart hurts. Why you do dis, humanity? WHY?

By “stupid” you mean scientologist, right?

DO ET

I actually really love this look. It’s basically what I aim for stylewise all the time- sexy, sparkly, cute, boyish, and fierce and fresh as all fuck. Zendaya slays in fashion. And that pixie cut works so well for her.

Holy Christ on a cracker. The first world problems are strong with that one. The Midwestern-ness is even stronger. Yikes yikes yikes.

BACK OFF KENNY SHES MINE

Wait- people aren’t supposed to get married with short hair? That’s a thing? The feck?

Call me.

Sex. Its acceptable during sex.