Seriously. The powers that be have been way too kind to Pearl. She’s just underwhelming in almost every way, and I would have loved a double elimination last night.

Ginger and Katya stole this challenge. It was hard for me to choose between those two. They were amazing. This was a standout, even though the songs lacked luster. (Seriously, Lucian Piane is not that good you guys.) They were brilliant in their roles, and elevated this crummy season. Those two have to be in the final…

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

pitch meeting to have a Disney night on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars

Outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another

Tuck and Buck!

And more so than Buckley and Tucker?

His joke doesn't even make sense. Spitalnick is supposed to sound sexual?

THIS IS HOW DIRECTIONERS MUST FEEL I GET IT NOW I'M SO SORRY I MOCKED YOU THIS FEELING IS OVERWHELMING. *CRIES*

Um I think you meant first hottest member and also best singer and smolderer.

ps maddie ty for this post your tone is extremely appropriate, if not somewhat demure considering the circumstances.

i need to find some black clothes to wear to the gym bc i am in mourning

me: ho dont do it

driplo droplo

bb Bad Girls is everything. The track is catchy as hell & produced so well. The video is in protest of the driving ban imposed on women in Saudi.

YES. Maya & Matangi both take a few listens to get into, but they're really great. She gets into that trap/reggae in Matangi. It goes hard, y'know?