I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

STILL WORKS

This is news in 2015? I thought everybody figured this out when they went to college.

Your data is sound. My Pearl sex scenario includes a blunt and a new bottle of Jungle Juice Platinum. I want to prove to her I'm willing to go the distance.

There is no place worse than 42nd and Broadway.

But were they Tahitian pearls or freshwater pearls? Might have been the work of

Clearly this is the work of notorious super-villain Oyster Man.

I have to say, I love how Zendaya responded to this situation. If she is this wise now, then hopefully she will continue to be incredibly graceful when other things hit her, as it just happens in life.

The theme of the Lady Gaga-starring season of American Horror Story will be...Hotel.

I never got that he was this quirky adorable guy. He just always seemed like he thought too much and was way too into his own drama. I personally though that Richie was good for him, cause he not only liked him flaws and all, but because he called him on his BS. Hence why they couldn't work, cause Patrick isn't ready…

Maddie. Your voice. I want you to narrate my life please.