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John Walker
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The shame in Spain falls mainly on their domain

YES YES YES YES BREAKING ARIANA BABY NEWS

I want to hold a Northerner party where we all wait around for the heating oil guy while drinking Narragansett and not talking about feelings.

But... where's the video of them all having sex afterwards?

Failing to pay attention to pop culture whatsoever for the last 40 years may be unusual, but it's not particularly admirable.

Tom Hiddleston looks like and probably is an opossum, and Benedict Cumberbatch's face looks like a plastic bag full of oatmeal. Meanwhile this dude, whoever he is, is nowhere near on par with Chris Pratt.

I'm just... not seeing it.

Ooh, Tay-by, Taaaay-by! Ooh, Tay-by, Tay-by!

Naomi Campbell's body is the very fucking ultimate human body that humanity has ever fucking seen in its whole fucking history. Ultimate fucking perfection and fucking sublimity of fucking strength and gorgeousness I HAVE NO MORE WORDS.

I'm not surprised that Lorde weighed in on the topic. This sort of exhibitionism was frowned upon back when she was a teenager.

Her music is excellent but she'll likely never be your fave because she's problematic as fuck. I just want her to prosper but she refuses. Get her mixtapes though. BOMB shit.