Oh! Oh! Oh! Also the whole treatment of HIV tests as a thing you only do when you are scared you've contracted HIV and/or projecting your emotional paranoia onto your physical health. Just get tested regardless! All the time! Always! Mid-sentence! In the middle of a wake! With a goat! On a boat! In a moat! And so on.

Speaking of long-lost Beyoncé videos, here's Amil's "I Got That."

Oh yeah, and fuck In Touch. And fuck everyone else who thinks the reality (or even the idea) that Bruce might be trans is funny. Being pro-trans doesn't end with a Leelah Alcorn hashtag. That kind of anti-trans mockery helps create the kind of culture Leelah found so unbearable, so OH MY GOD CONNECT THE DOTS.

It's too bad In Touch and Life & Style don't really run on "real" quotes anyway, or else the modern-day Catherine de' Medici, a.k.a. Kris Jenner's, power play might have had some kind of impact. Maybe I'm wrong about those mags, but I think of them as occupying some second tier of gossip publications beneath Us Weekly…

That is very true.

I attended a talk between Karole Armitage (dancer and "Vogue" video choreographer) and Benny Ninja (of House of Ninja/"ANTM" fame) last year at New York's LGBT Center. One thing Karole said stuck with me, about how (and I'm paraphrasing suuuuuuper-hard): "Madonna has always had a certain genius for finding aspects of…

The first horseman of the apocalypse has a white horse and he symbolizes conquest SOOOOO...

"got some shade thrown at her"

Oh my god, when you're less diverse than New York Fashion Week...

Brb, gotta make a Spotify playlist of this song and ONLY this song repeated 37 times in a row.

"But, Kara. There were only three of us in Destiny's Child.

SAME.

B-b-b-b-b-but, she said she was the r-r-r-r-r-realest?!?!

To be fair, Mickey totally had it coming. Christina saw him staring out of those big saucer eyes and said, "Don't look at me."

Somebody please invite Meghan Trainor to a party.

I was trying to figure out why J.K. Rowling was like "...EXCEPT WICCANS" last night. The best reasoning I could come up with was that maybe, in the wizarding world, Wiccans are like the home-schooled kids whose parents try to give them an ~alternative education outside the system.

And she won't stop until she makes you her baby, too.

Ariana Grande has a song titled "Baby I."

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?