1950s themed baby shower? Certainly, there are worse things one could do...

So basically kylo ren but without a cool outfit. Kylo ren in cargo shorts.

I was a Girl Scout leader for several years. The Girl Scouts (at least in my area) don’t put up signs for thier camps that indicate they are Girl Scout camps.

She realized he wasn’t going to marry her and she’d never get her hands on that Tesla money.

He wants to put tunnels in the earth ffs. They will all lead to his underground lair. What more do you need to see his supervillian status?

She said that small children (he was like 15 months at the time) aren’t lactose intolerant so she was saying it was a milk allergy. He did eventually grow out of it. I still wonder though because I’m lactose intolerant and his symptoms were very much like mine. I gave him soy milk for a few years and now he’s fine. He…

Exactly. Nerd loses the pretty girl? Classic villain backstory!

He was comfortable enough to show her his volcanic skull island. It just scared her off.

I used to work occasionally with his mom and she is stunning and super nice. She is a dietitian so I had a whole conversation with her about how my son poops after drinking milk and she was helping me figure out if it was a milk allergy or lactose intolerance. Then I found out later who her son is. Wasted an…

Just picture a drunken Musk stumbling around SpaceX and whacking very expensive components in a rage.

I wonder if their break up stemmed from only one side being fully obsessed.

I dated a rich guy once, purely because he thought I was interesting and in the end I felt bad for stringing him along.

Multiply that by celebrity and millions of dollars... and... celebs their just like us!! 

This is not sad. This is very important character motivation stuff to complete the puzzle and push Elon Musk into full blown super villain territory. Yeah, it’s cliche for it to all fall apart over a woman, but formulas are formulas for a reason. They work.

Poor Elon.

She’s got an alright job, but it’s not a career.

Or his next costar.

“Due to forced perspective in this picture Jack looks much bigger than Anna”

They’ve both become less and less likable and more annoying and insufferable. First, it was the dog story then Chris complaining about white men being underrepresented in movies. Plus, his stock is rising while her career is cooling off. Those types of shift in fortunes has got to cause problems in a marriage.

Oh Man, I had a feeling they were next...but have you seen the respective announcements? Hers says ‘we still love each other’ and his says ‘we still have love for each other’. Kind of tells its own story :(

I’m going to reserve judgement until I see pictures of the nanny.