Clearly Canadian has been promised at the Hy-Vee near me for months. Yet, NOTHING! I had to ask a variety of teenaged employees (cashier, bagger, then finally guest service) about whether they had it in stock, explaining “See, it was this drink that was big in the 90s...” *Blank stares* Until finally, the guest…

I was hoping there’d be something about the casting for the monica lewinsky role for the Linda and monica, amazon film. They are talking about a fanning girl for the role, I think that’s a big mistake, they should approach Ariel Winter for the role.

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

are you extremely dumb?

Instead of killing her off, they should have had her become a scientologist and designate him as a suppressive person. Totally believable, many would join Scientology to get away from Kevin James.

I didn’t know who Alexis Ohanian was until I hovered over the link.

I want Meghan and Harry to get married just so I can see the meltdown on Tumblr from the crazies.

My son has had his removed 3 times! And grew back a forth. My brother had his tonsils grow back and my ENT said I had the fastest healing mucosa he’s ever seen.

I do get a chuckle out of how literal the title of Fashion mag is.

Louis and Zayn may be friends again, but that didn’t stop him from throwing shade at Zayn. When talking about Justin Bieber canceling his tour, Louis said: “Obviously, you have to be in a good position mentally, but I also think, to a certain degree, when you’re signing up to something, you should see it through.”

Lauren Bushnell needs to tell her boyfriend not to roll his pants up like that. Looks dumb as hell.

All the kids she had with Kroy (FOUR!) have K names: Kash, Kaia, Kane, Kroy Jr.

She had such an aesthetic in the early days. All she wore were tight satin dress shirts or lingerie dresses that made her boobs look way saggy. Paired with diamond hoop earrings, acrylic French manicure, and drinking chardonnay INSIDE HER BENTLEY CONVERTIBLE IN A STRIP MALL PARKING LOT as she listened to her own songs.

JujyJr had his tonsils and adenoids removed. I didn’t know it at the time but adenoids grow back(!) So he now sounds like one of the adults on the Peanuts cartoons. Guess we’re going back to the ENT.

two children, Kash and Brielle,

I kind of feel bad for those kids, as long as they didn’t ask to have a picture of their recovering bodies plastered on the internet, which is forever. The boy looks like one of those Victorian death photos.

Isn’t “Bravo celebrity” one of those intractable logic puzzles that Captain Kirk uses to fry the electronic brains of artificial intelligences?

I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters — two beautiful, intelligent, black young women — playing with their dogs on the White House lawn.” Michelle Obama, July 2016