My general theory for why Trump adores Fox & Friends is that it offers his absolute favorite kind of TV: fawning sycophants who tell everyone how great he is and blond anchors and pundits who he finds particularly attractive. But even those are superseded by the number one thing he likes about it—it’s dumb. And so…

Where is the progressive Peter Thiel to help our cause? If I were a billionaire - rescuing senior dogs and bringing down fox news would be my raison d’être.

Are these the same people that tried on air to toast marshmallows with their hands? And then failing that, with plastic forks?

“Most interesting of all is how the anchors at Fox and Friends view the work that they do as a course-correcting mechanism—the partisan nastiness and lack of objectivity is, according to Kilmeade, all part of a larger plan to steer America toward a more moderate center, I guess”

I don’t care for the Kardashians, but her explanation seems totally valid. Yet, people are literally accusing her of going to buy a table to cover it up. Is that Mars colony ready yet????

Did they also sell the works of THE Colette?

20 years is all it takes to be iconic? I’m double iconic, plus 3.

She should be as open as Gil and George about this:

Lol, girl fuck that! It’s one thing if she and I are both getting played, but if I know the other person *knows* I exist (which obviously everybody knew he was married), they gotta go down.

I feel like Duff’s teeth keep getting longer as she gets older.. those veneers aren’t fucking around

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that they’re not alone in being on Affleck’s roster. That bench is *deep*.

Excuse me, what’s in your wallet?

You take him. No, you take him. No, I insist. Please, I couldn’t, he’s all yours.

Yeah, the only reason I could see confronting that person is if you are looking for confirmation. Maybe your SO is gaslighting you. If you are looking for confirmation though that’s a huge red flag.

“What’s in YOUR wallet?”
“A dick pic from your husband.”

Okay, Casey. Thanks.

Agreed. Like...“partner” is already neutral in terms of gender and orientation so I really don’t know. I feel like this is trying really hard to be different.

I genuinely like the Duff sisters and find myself enjoying Haylie Duff’s cooking show more than I’d like to admit. I also like Sutton Foster; once she gave me a hug and took a pic with me after Thoroughly Modern Millie.

Nico Tortorella and Bethany Meyers don’t use words like “girlfriend,” “boyfriend,” or “partner.” They use “family.” [People]