The death threats aren’t half of it- she works in state government and was told she’d lose her job if she decides to campaign against King because it would be eliminated due to “budget cuts.” They literally did the “nice job you got, hate to see anything happen to it” to her

He doesn’t look like he’s any fun.

At the risk of sounding cynical, they appear to be more in love with their cute outfits than each other.

GOD. THANK YOU.

Those dining chairs highlight a “welcome to my home, now get out” decor. A school desk plus chair combo looks more comfortable.

studio arts at Bard had a strong lazy rich kids who wanted to do the minimum amount of work contingent

She’s a pro pastry chef and a published cookbook author who has worked with a number of national brands (Kitchenaid, Disney, Ghirardelli) in the past. She’s not some rando—she’s someone who the Food Network should have just hired.

I’ve made those globes. While technically edible, would not recommend. No flavor and hard. Also, greasing the balloons did not help!

I watched a documentary on QEII last night, and her coronation seems less complicated and exhausting.

I doubt with the storied last name of Bronfman she’s going to willingly adopt such an awful surname.

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

They’ll have children and do Instagram gender reveals, name reveals, astrological sign reveals, etc. They’ll design a children’s clothing line.

That reminds me of a guy who went to a science fiction convention I used to go to. He was known for one thing and one thing only: wearing tights and a leotard covered in blown-up small balloons (like the size of water balloon) and kind of dancing by himself over in the corner of the Saturday night social. His dance…

I wish that people that play with daddy’s money would stop calling themselves “entrepreneurs.”

She majored in sculpture at Bard?

Strangely, one of those descriptors stands out as a massive enabler of all the rest. She should have just said “trust fund baby.”

I feel just a little bit bad for them. Obviously they crave attention like a drug, and you never get more attention than at your wedding.*

Their daddy had money.

Mrs. Fallis? How unfortunate.

“It girl?” In that top?