Can you tell us more about your high school sports experiences? I’m riveted.

Thank you for sharing this.

Peterson’s no longer equipped to beat someone’s ass?

It’s really weird seeing Adrian Peterson in a Saints’ uniform. Because he should be in a prison jumpsuit. Fucking asshole.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

A ‘great Yankee’ is kinda like a ‘lovely case of syphilis’

there is a big offer from China

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

alternate headline:

Oh fuck you.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Why quibble about that celebration? If it ain’t Baroka...

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

With this haircut he has now, he looks like every dickhead jock quarterback/wrestler that is mean to every nerdy protagonist in every high school movie ever.

The bengals O line must be allergic to ginger snaps