What’s the problem? I sold my neighbor’s car on Craigslist last week. He will get over it.

Some people (or a lot of people) really want to believe that there’s just one simple thing wrong in the world and if you could just remove that one thing, it would all be okay. Probably because its a lot easier than having to consider the idea that even if Donald Trump fell over and died of a heart attack right now,…

Exactly my point. They have no financial security except that which the church allows, that is not a financially secure position. It is a charter for abuse by superiors (mother or otherwise).

Maybe it’s already been stated before, but the Guests like Sterling K Brown and Jessica Chastain come on, host, and try to excel at the gig - go toe to toe with the cast. The James Franco’s and Charles Barkley’s come on and just try to survive the experience.

The mane point is that the poor thing’s okay.

This is a serious subject, and it behooves us not to make silly puns.

Of course Neflix denied it. Let’s just say Stranger Things moved them... TO A BIGGER OFFICE!

Everybody knows you only take your cat to see Deadmau5.

Goddamn kids and their Dubstep Dressage!

I put this one in the same category as “I work as a Catholic School teacher and got fired because I’m gay.” You signed up to be a nun and part of the dogma is all women are second class citizens, men run things, and you have no say. That’s what you spent your life devoted to. You want a solution? Give up Catholicism.

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More like Stranger Danger Things!

Horses hate bottle service. They really really do.

*nunconventional?!

Jude Law’s agent, too. He’s the Young Pope™, right?

 I’m just waiting for it to come out that Dana Hollister is secretly Taylor Swift just trying to fuck with Katy some more.

Exorcisms for ghost nuns is a tall order. Priests won’t cut it. You need a young pope and an old pope.

It’s the whole married to god thing right? In reality it means the church. You’ve just signed up to be married to your job with no prenup.

Yeah, team no one here. Or maybe team Katy? It would be incredibly nice of her to buy it but let them stay for awhile, or even on a part of the property. Nuns get fucked over by the Vatican in pretty much every (un pleasurable) way imaginable, but these nuns also seem pretty shitty in their own right. A convent in my…

Splitters!

As a former Catholic School student, let me assure you that nuns can be the biggest assholes who ever assholed.