Listen, I think mashed turnips are delightful.

This movie is number 2 on my list of shit I'm completely fucking sick of hearing about, right behind Donald Trump's month long temper tantrum over being a loser.

A quick and dirty but still fabulous mashed potato method for anyone who doesn’t have the time/patience to use a ricer. I actually like to over boil my taters (I like Yukon Gold) so I can use less milk, but if you tolerate lactose better than I do you can skip this and just make sure they fall apart when you stab them…

Potatoes, cream, butter, and thyme sous vide @ 90°C for a couple hours. Discard thyme twigs, separate liquid, rice potatoes with some roasted garlic, and the fold in buttercream liquid. Salt/pepper/MSG to taste.

Amazing — I was just talking to my son about this interview (watched it this morning). It’s remarkable the lengths these patients are going to with their magical/conspiracy thinking.

Appreciate the response! I’ll need to pay attention to this. I used to get San-J tamari but my local has stopped carrying it. I use soy/tamari in a lot of longer cooked preparations. For some reason, as an umami base, it seems that 60% of America's Test Kitchen recipes use a combination of soy and tomato paste, so…

Yay, a new Ruth Goodman! I love her books, can’t wait to read this!

How do you get to be that stupid and work for a luxury real estate company?

1. Cook 8 oz of dried beans in the instant pot for 1 hour with some smoked pork product and a big spoonful of beef BTB. A smoked ham hock should work nicely, although I usually use some leftover homemade smoked pork butt. This product is typically leftover from the night before.

Certain kitchen appliances are the best for certain things.

If you like the flavors of the big name brands, a pinch of ground celery seed adds a subtle flavor, it is used in all of the Big Name pork sausage, Jimmy Dean, Odom, Purnell and others. If you don’t like white pepper substitute black pepper. Another hint, ground cayenne adds heat, but if you want sharp punctuation use…

So the rumors are true.... exposure to EVs makes you an asshole.

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

Those sentences can totally be taken out of context......

Slice up your onions, put them in the crock pot w/ a couple tbsps of oil or butter, a little salt, and cook on low for about 12 hours, stirring when you get up in the morning. Depending on volume, crock pot, etc. it could take 7-12 hours. I’d read about this before, and finally tried it. Started before bed, were…

I think this comment forgets that the European market is much more important to VW than the US. While a RAV4 killer would sell in Europe (and sell like hotcakes here in the US), this is the car that VW needs to make for their home market.

ID.3 will do just fine in Europe, it’s only not gonna do well in the US. But yeah, if VW wants to move these in the US, they need to plop a Tiguan body on this thing pronto. 

Microsoft? Have they tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

Howdy—I’d like to clarify the blog in response to a lot of the comments I’m getting!