Fer shur, no one talks like that here. I mean, like, as if! 

No, neither vapid nor boring—at least not to people who have to navigate their way around. We like tips and shortcuts—when a four mile trip can take a half hour, it’s necessary!

Because we all know how important it is to be completely accurate when discussing the origins of the Real Housewives franchise, it behooves me to point out that the original Housewives lived in Coto de Caza, not Ladera Ranch.

Wearing a tent-like dress—the only kind of maternity apparel available in the mid-80s—to my grocery store so inflamed the senses of a guy driving by, he shouted out that he wanted to make a baby with me, too.

My cat is very close with my husband and I. He’s not a snugly lap cat, but he makes certain to be near us, and if we are in different rooms, he lies where he can see us both.

My family are all located in Pacifica (California, Oregon, and Washington), and this makes perfect sense to me. I’m good joining up with Canada as well.