Butch Deadlift!

Large McBighuge

No. Because you drive a Prius.

GET OUT!

Jed Clampett would like a word with you.

What about the Beverly Hillbillies?

Beverly... Hillbillies?

Umm. There was a whole show about it: The Beverly Hillbilles. I’m pretty sure that was a reality show.

what are you talking about, there was a whole TV show about them.

Mr. Drysdale does.

DUH!

What?? You mean the Clampetts moved?!?!

What about those hillbillies that got rich off of oil? Black gold. Texas tea. I hear-tell they packed up their truck, and moved to Beverly. Hills that is.

no fuckin’ way am I the only one here...

I beg your pardon.

They should wait until the car is parked and then...Clampett.

Surprisingly, very few moving parts.