Haha wtf? That escalated quickly.

...and Porsches, and Ferraris, and Toyotas, and Audis, and Vipers and ...

This right here is why I love V8 Supercars so much. They understand they have tons of international fans and ex-pats, and have a really great streaming/replay service - which oddly enough, has been taken over by the Aussie contingent of Fox.

Shhh, hunting rifles don’t have scary black stocks that colapse 2 inches and look good with black or tan clothing.

Pretty sure threatening judges and family members with bodily harm is most certainly a crime. Unless it’s the threat of an incoming batch of extremely tasty treats, cupcakes/cookies/flavored condoms/etc.

Thanks for the hot take Deadspin writer!

...Leads to a spin at low level and fireball.

This is when shit happens.

Oh I have a number of excuses that my pilot instructor gave me.

Judging people’s financial practices? That’s sad.

Early designs were similar to the current AF Space Plane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-…

I’m sorry, but you do realize that the Baja 500 is ACTUALLY ~500 miles of race course, right? There is no organization on the planet that can prevent idiots from driving onto a course that size. -EDIT: And, SCORE has race officials at most major intersections to prevent this sort of thing from happening. You want to…

It wasn’t a total failure, but it certainly didn’t live up to expectations.

You can ask, but...“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.”

When you were the one’s who invented it... But to the point what makes you think ours is ONLY a GPS?

salvage titled, no records, 348 ts with Eddie Van Halen residue on the interior for $60k minus two dollars?

Great piece, Patrick. You should do more full-length stuff.

No shit, that was like at least 25-30 Sploid pieces.