Wood-paneled walls are all the rage these days.

Maybe just me, but that is butt ugly.

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

And can Michelle Obama just stay FLOTUS? She is the perfect First Lady.

I am going to miss this presidential team so very, very much.

I thought the Sam Smith thing was even stranger than Stacey Dash’s appearance. Why say we should bring more awareness to the lgbt community if you have such little awareness on their vast accomplishments in film and music?

Engman began to raise and lower the adjustable armrest into the woman’s leg

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible ~not~ to.”

I just bought two. One in medium and one in a small because I expect to lose weight.

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

They should totally make little flags of this to put on your car. (like for sports teams).

It’s really of how fucked up our level of discourse is when Ted Cruz has never even been asked about being the Zodiac Killer. It is ridiculous that the media has yet to bring it up in a debate.

I’ve been talking about that Cruz/murderer story that broke a while back for some time now. Glad to see it’s gaining traction. Hopefully, there may yet be justice, even though the victims’ families have suffered immeasurably.

Counterpoint: this is awesome

Good for her. My aunt was given 4-5 months to live, unless she went on chemo which would—possibly—have extended her life for another year. But, the entire time would be spent in chemo, and mostly in a hospital. She told her oncologist ‘No, thanks. I’m going camping.’ And she did. And was happy. RIP Aunt Jean!

Speaking of shocking age news, Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up with a 30-year-old.

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…

“...without the potential of an NFL career to suppress his behavior, Holtzclaw seemingly became a completely different person.”