I won’t sleep until there are Boner Clinics in every city and town in the US, helping guys deal with accepting that lack of boners is a sign from God that their boners are evil, doing rectal ultrasounds to check the health of their prostates and maybe showing them graphic movies about the harm these evil drugs can do…

What about having the men swear their whore pills will only be used for procreation with their spouse?

Isn’t impotence the body’s way of ‘shutting it down’?

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Just to be safe we’d better require copies of ultrasounds to be sent in and collected. Best not allow men to be frivolous with their healthcare, it’s really obviously just in their best interest.

I say we need to keep a log of the wood, perhaps even a 72 hour reflection period before each dose to make sure they really want to go in there.

yeh, then it just becomes a horrible spray, like putting your thumb on the end of a hose

Our favourite is “Hell’s bells, Trudy!”. Hell’s bells needs to make a comeback.

Sounds like somebody needs to work on their kegels.

And exactly why is that? Amy (I have known her for some time) has done lots of roles that did not involve nudity and those that did were very soft core. I would say that many “mainstream” actresses have been far more explicit. Angelina Jolie, Sharon Stone, Kristen Wiig, Linda Fiorentino - just to name a few. Should…

How old are you that you think women in their mid 30s are millenials?

Pretty sure she’s in at least her mid-forties. She’s just dumb - and, apparently, still licking the hand that slapped her down for being a whore.

You obviously need to rebuke Satan.

If anyone actually read their Bible and saw what, the description of that, it’s disgusting.

My job is to evaluate scientific studies that involve between thousands and hundreds of thousands of independent samples. This leads to much eye-rolling at almost every medical study ever.

18 seems like a really, really small sample size.

I wonder at what point libertarians actually become crazy assholes. Like in paper “less government, more social freedom” sounds like a believable political idea. Did it just go off the rails at some point? Like Republicans used to be a real party. Then they adopted the Southern Strategy. Was there a similar path of…

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

No, we’re talking about Australians AND Croatians.

Maybe let us Australians figure out who we don’t want in our country, thanks.