No, we’re talking about Australians AND Croatians.

Maybe let us Australians figure out who we don’t want in our country, thanks.

This has been lots of fun (sarcasm mode, obviously) over here, because the shitbats of Australia are having to choose between losing a chance to be rape apologists or losing a chance to be racist about brown people.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

“It used to be that fad dancing was reserved to weddings and school dances...”

During his confession, O’Kroley told the police “it was easy to kill” Nosal because “she had ruined my life.”

I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

I live in the midwest, and USD$1,400/month for a licensed, accredited daycare is about average, if not low.

well thanks for the sweeping generalizations about me and the intelligence of every undecided voter out there that you have of course met and assessed. I don’t even know how to address your condescending fuckery so I’m not going to try....

im taking my time that’s why. As a recent US citizen and first time voter, I’ve watched from the sidelines for 29 years. I’ll make my decision when i’m damn well ready and comfortable. considering the state of this country’s political system you would think ppl would take their time with this decision instead of…

Sorry in advance but I’m jacking this thread... new baby born a couple of hours ago. First of the season. She’s ADORABLE!!!

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

How do you know someone’s a Harvard graduate? They tell you.

BA English Literature magna cum laude, Harvard College 1971 and after all this time, the only value you’ve gotten out of it is bragging about it on Gawker in 2016.

Which of These Aspiring Sex-Havers Will You Spend the Blizzard With?

Gosh, it really is getting harder and harder to imagine why Rocco might prefer living with his dad.

Actually, I’m getting more of a Joan Crawford vibe from Madge now days...

sounds like somebody needs a hug!! c’mere

my maternal sensibilities just shifted into warp drive. Please tell me someone picked this baby up and wiped its little face and gave it a cuddle.