Just watched the clip. That was...amazingly offensive. And, every guy in blackface is a doctor! SMH.

Everything old is new again! My prediction for 2016’s hot new rich-person “fitness” craze is The Rack. Perfect for getting those Supermodel-length legs. No one need suffer the disgrace of stubby limbs anymore.

Well, *that* escalated quickly.

The only fat shamer that I know in real life is my 86 year old grandma, and she’s been borderline anorexic for as long as I’ve been paying attention, so I tend to believe you. (What is an 86 year old borderline anorexic person like, you ask? Feeble. Very feeble. In a surprise twist, when we get her to eat more, she…

As a teacher, I’m not going to say there aren’t asshole teachers out there, but true bullying can be REALLY FUCKING HARD to recognize from our point of view. We don’t know the backstory, we’re usually overwhelmed with the academic side of things to the point where we feel like we don’t have time for the social side…

The only thing that pisses off people more than a fat woman is a fat woman who doesn’t properly hate herself for being fat.

It’s amazing how they never see the correlation. “I’m oppressed because none of these stuck-up feminazi bitches will fuck me! And Jennifer Lawrence is a fat, ugly whore who I wouldn’t fuck with someone else’s dick!”

Whenever I try some on I’m like “Why do I look like the Joker with liver failure and a mustache?”

They’re all just waiting for the Supermodel delivery that they’ve convinced themselves that they deserve. Any day now, an army of Victoria’s Secret angels will be dropped off at their doorsteps, and they will claim what is their due. Until then, it is the Cheeto-dusted, cramped-hand, incel waiting game behind their…

I was looking at shirtless pictures of Henry Cavill on Tumblr and somehow an entire port wine cheese ball ended up in my stomach, adding a full 20 lbs to me.

One time as I walked down the street, this frantic frizzy lady called out “OH LOOK, another FAT fucking FEMINIST”. At first I was shocked and kinda upset, but then amazed because I realized I’d never been described more accurately... and by a stranger no less! She could obviously see I was fat, but how did she know…

Schrodinger’s Feminist

That lipstick does look great. I’m totally jealous of people with the skin tones to pull off dark red lipstick.

I’m tired and read that as derivative ass ducks.

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?

I always find it hilarious when MRAs find women “unfuckable” while also being involuntarily celibate.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

I had a music teacher who was a nun when I was in high school. I’m not Catholic, but would go to her convent for lessons. She was incredibly smart and interesting and a wonderful teacher and we became friends. She also had a club foot, very thin hair (almost bald in places—thank God, literally, for the wimple) and…

I think if you had her address, this entire commentariat would send her some horseshit.

Who does that? WHO? AND WHY?