Also, every white person in Manhattan wants one of you for the occasional brunch. You’re nothing without a black friend.

Yes it does. I used to think that small children were unbearably loud. Then I had my own and now I am immune to loud. Which is good, since the 3 yo in the apartment upstairs is either a coke addict or has started a death metal group.

This is truly horrifying. How can anyone participate in this fuckery? Good on you for not signing that form. And everyone who participates in this show has a black, empty soul. And they are probably Trump voters, too.

Susanna Martinez

This theory has pretty much been debunked, so thank you for mentioning that not everyone in the field accepts it. Good journalism!!

Seriously—Jessica Fletcher and Raylen Givens? Most awesome idea ever. Are you like some kind of Hollywood savant?

Opioids.

I as walking my dog recently and as I was picking up her poop, I saw a little baggie about a foot away with some little pink and blue pills in them. Oxycodone and can’t remember what the pink ones were. I did not call the police. Nor did my dog.

are you absolutely sure it was “grass”?

yes.

If this is a troll, it’s kind of brilliant.

I have it on good authority that Blondi was a total bitch.

Is there an Oscar for trolling? Because I think we have a winner!! Or a wiener.

A potato ricer works really well too.

Can you update with how many they’ve sold/how much money they’ve raised? I need something to cheer me up.

What other option did he have? I tried to read the article and could only get through the first 2000 words. It is atrociously written, psychologically shallow and unbelievably pretentious and stupid. I don’t think anyone edited this. Unless it was Holtzclaw’s dad.

What!!!!???? Christof Waltz would make a way better Andreas!! Or the young dude from Deutschland 83.

I won’t sleep until there are Boner Clinics in every city and town in the US, helping guys deal with accepting that lack of boners is a sign from God that their boners are evil, doing rectal ultrasounds to check the health of their prostates and maybe showing them graphic movies about the harm these evil drugs can do…

on Dr Phil? Surely there are better ways to get this message out.

• “And wherever I go I take my toe shoes, carefully stuffed with potpourri.”