Fucking despise this. You shouldnt be able to own fucking words. Fuck you Zenimax for starting all this because you couldnt fucking stand someone else using the fucking word “Scrolls”

Them not including the handheld entries is a huge miss, especially since those are the only 2D Zelda games since A Link to the Past. When I hear “all the mainline Zeldas” I think “ok so you’re not including the CDi games, Link’s Crossbow Training, or the Tingle game”.There are Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks too,…

Sure, independent studios being picked up by bigger fish to keep their doors open is one thing—this situation isn’t that. It’s also a documentary that certainly had to get approval from Microsoft, so there was not likely any chance of it being critical. I also think Microsoft, and the other big players, benefit from…

The sad part about this is that in 10 years when Microsoft makes CoD and as many Activision titles as they can exclusive, all the people I would come back here to dance around singing “we told ya so, told ya so!” Wont care because deep down they KNOW that’s exactly what’s going to happen, and they dont care.

And thus the superiority of physical media is once again asserted.

Well, partially because Sony isn’t buying up major publishers and then making their games platform-exclusive, at least not yet.

I mean, there’s still all that horrific shit of him sliding into underage girls DMs and telling them they’re hot jailbait.

Agreed.  I’ve never been able to make it through a second time even with the remaster. I just hate the time loop mechanic in a Zelda game. (I loved it in Deathloop.) 

What I really want is just a smaller phone. Remember when people were hemming and hawwing at 5 inch displays as being “too big”? let’s got back to that please. I want to be able to reach any point on my phone with my thumb. Now you are lucky if you can find anything less than 5.5 inches. not to mention somehow I type…

I never understood how Smash, of all franchise, grew such a big competitive scene. I love it as a party game but it always feels like our chaos for me. 

Pro strat: after each chapter, go to the journal for that character and press start to catch up on all the party banter you may have missed. It’s not a perfect replacement for in-cutscene interaction but it helps for sure.

I gotta be honest, I’m less surprised by this news than the knowledge that there are people who still care about Super Circuit. Like, it’s down there with Super Mario Kart as one of the worst in the series (and it doesn’t even get the extra credit of being the first game). It was fine when all you had was a GBA and…

I mean it helps that Lovecraft has been dead for some time and buying a collection of his stories only enriches the publisher. 

Eh, I have little patience for a game dev who launches a game in a sorry state.  Test it, and delay if you need.  Don’t launch a subpar product.  This wasn’t a case of a tiny % of folks having issues due to some odd hardware.  

“I don’t think the Americans should be moral arbiters for the rest of the world.”

Can't help but feel the irony on reading this article on a site that used to be cool but now bombards 70% of my screen's real estate with ads while I try to read a fuckin' article.

“Just divorce him” and “Just leave him” will always go down in history as the most useless advice we can give abused women.

Cactus Plant Flea Market-style four-eyed toys of the old McDonald’s characters

The best joke in Kingdom Hearts history is Kingdom Hearts III opening with a title card for Kingdom Hearts II.9.

This guy is clearly a cop.