That's a good idea, but on the other hand it then robs them of finding out, years afterwards, that their cherished childhood shows (especially the sitcoms) were hacky recyclings of staple plots.

Yep, that's what I came here to say. I caught half the movie on ITV2 a few years back and had completely forgotten the hench-family scenes, which are great.

Yeah, the serialised nature of the last few seasons has been interesting, but they've consistently written themselves into a corner for the finales. I hope they go back to stand alone episodes.

Oh, so this was the headline The Good Fight was ripping from for its "ripped from the headline TV show not allowed to air" episode last week (UK airing). I thought they were just going for a plausible hypothetical with a playful dig at Dick Wolf muscling in on Chicago.
Wait, and that episode even had Gary Cole in it as…

Dentistry is increasingly detached from NHS coverage though. Private dentists are common and even going to an NHS dentist will cost about £18 for a check-up, more for actual procedures. You have to pay for braces now as well - I was lucky there, they changed that just after I finished with mine.

Not to trash your reliance on tired stereotypes, but studies have shown that Britain generally has better standards of dental health than the US.

Same. Making GI Joe the annoying humans that the Transformers inevitably have to deal with isn't a solution to IDW's problem of not knowing what to do with them.

Given that Madonna's always wanted to be, but has consistently failed at being, an actress, it would be funny if this movie launched the career of some talented young unknown and reaped loads of award success.

They could probably set up the kid Nova through Infinity War/Gauntlet. Kill off the Nova Corp and have a helmet wind up on Earth to feature the new kid in Guardians 3.

I'd watch a Two Gun Kid movie.
Actually, I'd totally watch the Kid Colt movie that Howard Stark was making in Agent Carter, if made to feel authentically 50s style.

Yep, straight from her nut sack.
No, seriously. Marvel beat everyone to all these jokes years ago.

If it's going to be an actress and one Chibnall's worked with before, I reckon it'd be Vicky McClure from Broadchuch and Line of Duty.

I wouldn't say Steve's particularly right wing morally, but the premise of Secret Empire (if not the execution) is a valid look at how patriotism can be easily corrupted into nationalism and beyond. By skewing Steve's instilled moral compass through his memories of (or actual past with) his mother, they're…

Turtles Tournament Fighter is a pretty good second-tier fighter, but it's as unlikely as Turtles in Time, given the licensing issues.

SEGA's been licensing out the Mega Drive (Genesis) to some fly-by-night company for a few years now and they did a new run when the Mini NES launched, but it's seriously terrible quality.

Totally agree about Tetris Attack and Super Bomberman 2. The lack of Puzzle Bobble/Bust-a-Move in this article is disappointing too.

Agreed. I'm not wild on beat 'em ups anyway - they're often quite shallow and repetitive - but Final Fight doesn't even have two player co-op, which is surely the main draw.

Uniracers was rad (and the most mid-90s thing ever) but unfortunately it's a no-go. Developer DMA (now Rockstar North) got sued by Pixar, who felt the unicycles infringed on one of their short films and incredibly, Pixar won (because in the mid-90s anything CGI looked like it belonged to Pixar, I guess). Uniracers had…

That would make sense - it's pretty misleading to call them crab sticks when there's no crab in them. But then most kinds of scampi available in the supermarkets don't actually contain scampi (langoustine) and are just lumps of whitebait in breadcrumb and that doesn't seem to cause any problems.

Truly pizza brings together people of all religions.