Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

and yet, Caitlyn would probably vote for McCrory if she were a resident of NC.

Trumplestiltskin

Well, I think Bernie — and all the Berniecrats who are still out there insinuating those speeches have some kind of smoking gun in them — owes somebody* an apology.

Let us bow before the goddess of femnimsmnes for SAM BEE!!

Why the fuck are they doing Weekend Update if they have no teeth to criticize people? JFC to compare Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton’s intelligence is such a fucking insult, and I’m pretty close to saying it’s just flat-out sexist. If Donald Trump were a woman people would call her a stupid bitch and dismiss her…

- Tim Burton, basically.

Local portland property owner here, I can attest on the disruption they cause and what they offer for compensation is pennies on the dollar compared to other shows filming here locally. It was laughable what they offered and how they went about doing it.

Honestly, I think it’s insane in this case. If anything, the show is emphatically gender neutral: Fred in a dress isn’t the joke, nor is Carrie in men’s clothing; when they need two women for the skit, they both dress as women; when they need two men, both dress as men.

Here kids....watch your parents fall in love in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and watch them fall out of love in By the Sea.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

Yep. He sucks at this. I don’t want theSlot to become Gawker-like. It was so much better than Gawker.

This headline totally misrepresents what is in the article. Is he joking? This is exactly what someone that is biased against Clinton would write. I’m pretty new here but I thought The Slot was better than this. Is Brendan from Gawker? Because if so, he should drop that shit and fast. I don’t want to see that here.

I’ll bet he made her dress up like Val Kilmer and play volleyball with him and that’s the only way he could maintain an erection.

While I agree that everything here is awful, am I the only one who reads the “it” in the “do I want to fuck it” as being Lena?

“A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat” 😉

That’s nice, but nobody cares.

Scent of His Semen is my second favorite al pacino film, right after Any Given Cumday.