She’d just be learning from her family’s former Sith Master:

YOU. GUYS.

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Mystery approves of Jeffrey Wells epic level negging.

Colbert is doing a WONDERFUL job and they need to put him on Hulu and stop trying to make a $7.99 CBS app happen. It's the fetch of 2015 and NOONE IS GOING TO PAY THAT monthly for CBS.

The title of the catfisher’s book just made me beak out in Sister Hives.

I am so god damn tired of living in a world where not only are so many people deprived of their education, but where it’s also fucking unsafe to go to school. Education, at any level, whether it is Sandy Hook elementary school, Columbine High School, or Umpqua Community College, should never, ever be a risk. Our kids…

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

With proper editing, something that has always eluded fucking Judd Apatow, it could have been much better. There were a lot of funny jokes in there, and I liked bits of her relationship with her sister and nephew. Loved Bill Hader. But it was too long, they didn’t cut out the parts that didn’t work, and they dragged…

for those that need an explanation, none will suffice.

get out.

He’s right about Adele and he’s so fucking grumpy I love him..but seriously? Coldplay? COLDPLAY?

no she’s not criticizing anyone for covering Trump.

“Brazil” is the best holiday movie ever, and that is an objective truth.

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

I worked for several years as a volunteer “clinic guard” at a clinic which provided abortion services. This type of situation was always our worst case scenario and my heart goes out to the patients, staff and security whose lives have been forever changed because one of “the antis” finally took their bloody rhetoric…

If your response to this is basically, “I told you (BDSM porn loving feminists) so!” You’re an asshole.

Ugh, I don’t even watch porn and I thought they were a cute couple.