Woody Allen is responsible for many of the best jokes committed to film, so he’s probably well suited to Twitter.

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

If they ever make a film of the Sandman books, she would be perfect for Desire!

I agree.

Did anyone else think her part on OITNB was kind of...blah? I was all jazzed about her and looking forward to her storyline and was disappointed.

This was a missed opportunity to talk about the problem of the gender binary. While it is FANTASTIC that people are finally more aware and accepting of transgender people, we’re still failing to recognize the problems inherent in imposing a rigid binary, instead of recognizing a spectrum where most people fall more…

Baby Harrison Ford can GET IT.

Lord knows it would be the first time.

i want him to have his own reality show, but on HBO

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are probably going to break up.

Ratatouille is the best Pixar movie.

Laughably bad list. I think the only thing people can agree on is the Cars hate.

I hate so many things about this.

I have seen Toy Story recently, and you are wrong. Your perceived greatness of Toy Story 3 is still reliant on the emotional set up of the first two films. Your list is WRONG. Your opinion is WRONG. And all traces of it should be wiped from the internet. Wait, what are we talking about again?

12. Toy Story

I haven’t been around as much lately—it is so nice to see old friends!. Hope things are well!

In the year 2087 the Jendashian interplanetary empire will draw its last breath. In an odd turn of events their kin united the human race in an effort to colonize the solar system in the early 21st century through the medium of “reality television”. I’m glad I was here to see its humble beginnings.

#neverforget