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I can’t polish an orange today Yoko, don’t you know that Tuesdays are for shining grapes.

I logged in to my account just so I could star this. Any potential friends should have to answer this question before friendship can be official.

I’m still sad over Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.

I’m not even paying attention to this story, I’m just staring at this gif. Ugh, Leonardo used to be so good looking.

Remember when he dated Jennifer Lopez?

Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.

Disco Stu?

Isn’t Shia LeBeouf this generation’s Shia LeBeouf?

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you

My pal met him at a wedding last month! She has a picture of her squeezing the shit out of him hahahaha. She said he was super nice.

is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

‘Sofia: Unfreeze your daughters, unfreeze your heart.’

omg your face. i adore.

ZOMGZ!!!! So jealous!!! Also, what a photogenic group of beautiful people!!! And you also have Hedwig shirt!!! GAAA!

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