Man Crush Freakout. We’d like, OMG, be best buds and hang and then go meet Slattery and then we’d hang somewhere drinks and all the ladies would find me 10x more attractive by mere reflection but that wouldn’t matter ‘cuz we’d be talking sports and they’d be super-impressed by my acumen and want to hear about how I…

You did! I wouldn’t be surprised if he frames this picture, just to show his grandkids how famous he was. Lol

Holy. Fucking. Shit. !!!!! Your face looks like it’s the first time you’ve seen the sun. I giggle every time. You sure enjoyed your Hamm sandwich.

NEVER WASH THAT SHOULDER AGAIN

I would too. What a gentleman to respect your clearly superior needs!

The look on your face is hilarious.

Here’s what would have happened if I met Jon Hamm

What a great picture! Your expression= the best. He is so dreamy...

DID YOU CHECK OUT THE TROUSER SNAKE SITCH, THO

Your expression is just perfect!

Oh my gosh I am so jelly!! I can't stand it! Please say he was charming and not a douchebag like my husband wants to think.

oh my dog, he touched your shoulder! Was it magical? It looks magical!

You’re giving him some serious “up-eye”. I don’t actually think that’s a thing but I’m dumbstruck with envy. Also, I love your bangs.

I walk into every room like it’s a movie theater and I’m ten minutes late. Apologetic and with minimum eye contact.

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

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