Max Von Sydow is Squirrel Girl.

I can see why Kris is interested in combining two words together to create a new way to describe what she does. It worked well for Tobias Funke.

I think her arc ended quite nicely if you include her badass half-drunk cigarette-in-mouth walk into McCann, and then her putting that bitchy manager lady in her place about the Chevalier account. The boyfriend was just the cherry on top for someone who deserved a happy ending.

‘... and then all the kids say ‘thanks, Meat Bat!’ and Meat Bat flies away on his skateboard.’

I think someone needs to sit Johnny down and have him watch the Australia episode of The Simpson's.

How... can they even be out of ideas on witchcraft movies at this point in order to justify remaking something that’s not that old.

Shit, just film a skyclad coven anywhere in the US, throw down some Drawing Down the Moon Silver Ravenwolf hijinkery, and get Faith and the Muse to create the soundtrack. Done.

MANON NO !!

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I’ve been waiting for years for it to return in a different spot.

May all their hair fall out in the shower.

First they fuck up Jem and now they want to remake The Craft?! Boo Hollywood, you need to get out more and see that your ideas are lazy!

GET NEW IDEAS, HOLLYWOOD!!

DUDE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO. NO NO NO NO!!!

“Watch Dune with Yoko Ono,” was just added to my life goals.

Would have been nice if the GoFundMe page was posted:

Seems legit?

Her YouTube game is really out of control, which makes me glad because I worry she’s not long for RPDR.

I just want to have John Waters over for cocktails and some acerbic commentary on a movie. Like a private mst3k with gin and fancy cheese. It would be heaven.

“The hole in the stall of the men’s room? Honey, that’s a glory hole. Hell no I’m not gonna fill it in. The gay guys love it, getting their dick sucked by a stranger. It’s been there forever. You know we do family halloween every year, right? The kids love it. We use that hole for scary puppets to pop out of it and…