We knew we were wrong the instant we saw him in the suit and make up. I’d argue this is the REVERSE situation. Leto could make a good Joker. But this design...does not give confidence.

Oh my God was I the only one genuinely concerned that Glenn was going to fuck Betty

That writer isn’t wrong! Jimmy Fallon is a pre-packaged viral friendly television program with no real point, no edge, and the joke is “check out how silly this famous celebrity can be!”

Do you wanna punch Michael Buble? Sure, we all do!

“Malk.”

Spike > Angel

This show is pointless since they will never be able to reach such levels of fierceness.

RuPaul’s been doing this on her show for years, and it’s way more entertaining than a bunch of celebrities pretending to sing. Ugh.

I haven’t done this in awhile, but now seems as good a time as ever to do the Lord’s work. A few of my all-time favorite Gwyneth quotes:

hey just in case you didn’t know: the dana carvey show fucking owned

I have long hair....I'm 50,,,it looks boss

Give up the long locks because long hair is a giant pain in the ass I don't know why women bother with all the bullshit products and maintenance and messy hair-everywhere-drain-wookiees that go with it. I think that if all women cut their hair short, we could achieve a whole lot more without the ever-present specter…

How did such seemingly nice, grounded people like Tom and Rita end up with such a shitstain of a son? Must be a recessive gene or something.

You motherfuckers better not vote Netflix over sex. If you do, you deserve to die alone and sexless, rotting away to the flickering blue light of your TV as it plays an endless loop of hot streaming garbage, while your dog eats your toes. May it takes MONTHS for your neighbors to find your body!

one of us, one of us!

Netflix v. Free Porn -

YOU GUYS. FREE PORN. PORN THAT IS FREE. NETFLIX AIN'T FREE. WTF. WHY DO YOU HATE PENISES AND VAGINAS SO MUCH? Netflix is RERUNS.

You People Are Monsters

I still don't understand any of this, which didn't stop me from voting.